23rd Psalm For Students

The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall not flunk
He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying
He leadeth me beside the water cooler for a study break
He restores my faith in study guides
He leads me to better study habits
For my grade's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of borderline grades
I will not have a nervous breakdown
For thou art with me
My prayers and my friends, they comfort me.

Thou givest me the answer in the moment of blankness
Thou anointest my head with understanding
My test paper runneth over with questions I recognized.

Surely passing grades and flying colors shall follow me
All the days of my examination
And I shall not dwell in this exam hall forever!

Haaaayyyy... PT Time...
The tests are NOSEBLEED!